20 y.o. guy from Miami, living life one step at a time. This is a collection of my thoughts, boredom, and things I find funny. You found me! its your turn to hide :D

 


“Everything is nothing, with a twist.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter-house Five

“Everything is nothing, with a twist.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter-house Five

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

sorry:

the real question is how can a 13 year old drive when im 18 and have failed my driving test 3 times

sorry:

the real question is how can a 13 year old drive when im 18 and have failed my driving test 3 times

(Source: juilan)

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

I started out mad and then I was pleasantly surprised.